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Bovine Classic Takes Place

October 25, 2025

The Path Begins Again: Bovine 5.0 Awaits

Five years ago, we started with a wild idea and 350 riders who were brave (or foolish) enough to trust us. Now? We're heading into our 5th edition with a Bicycling Magazine nod, a fiercely loyal herd, and enough cow puns to last a lifetime.

As we kick off 2026, we're wishing you a year filled with perfect gravel, good health, and the kind of adventures that make you forget about your inbox.

Mark Your Calendar: October 24, 2026

Here's the deal: Bovine 5.0 is capped at 700 riders. Period.

We know events everywhere are scaling up, but we're zigging while they zag. Bigger crowds mean longer food lines, less personal vibes, and that generic festival feel we've worked so hard to avoid. The Way of the Bovine is about quality over quantity – the kind of weekend where you remember people's names, make actual friends, and stick around for the whole damn party.

Stay small. Stay special. Stay mootique.

What's The Happs for '26?: More Ways to Ride, More Ways to Win

Sunday's eMOOtional Hangover Ride – You asked, we listened. Join us October 25 for a recovery spin when you're not quite ready to say goodbye to the herd. (Thursday and Friday pre-rides are still happening too, obviously.)

Feisty Bovine Gets Age Category Podiums – Just like the Big Bovine, Feisty riders can now claim glory in their age brackets. Because wisdom and experience deserve recognition. Happy Bovine will continue crowning overall winners.

Registration Timeline: Don't Hit Snooze On This

Returning Riders (2025 Herd): Early access January 15 (ish). Dig out that special postcard from your swag bag – it's got your discount code. We'll send a reminder when it's go time.

Everyone Else: Open registration February 1.

With only 700 spots and growing demand, this one's gonna move fast. Don't be the person mooing about missing out while everyone else is training.

More Moos You Can Use

More route announcements, partner reveals, and Bovine 5.0 intel coming soon. Until then, keep those hooves moving.

Keep an eye our Bovine Social Club page on Strava for the annual Spring cowmunity training rides.

Stay tuned for route announcements, partner reveals, and more details about what's in store.

Release The Bovine,

Bryoncé & The Monkeys

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