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Mar

07

Dispatches

Bovine Classic Takes Place

October 25, 2025

Howdy Herd!

Winter hibernation is officially over, and we're pawing at the ground, ready to kick up some dust. We've been busy behind the scenes plotting this year's Bovine shenanigans, and we've got some udderly fantastic updates to share.

MOOve Together, Save Together: Group Registration Discounts

Round up your riding buddies! The more of your posse that registers, the more you'll save:

  • 3+ riders = 10% off
  • 5+ riders = 15% off
  • 8+ riders = 20% off

Think about it: 8+ riders means 20% more money for post-ride beers (or pre-ride coffee, or mid-ride gummies, or whatever keeps your hooves moving). Register your private HERD here.

The Spring Cattle Drive Is ON!

Why wait until October to get your Bovine fix? Join us for our spring community rides where we'll explore some of the region's best gravel together:

  • April 5th: First spring jaunt
  • May 17th: Mid-spring meandering
  • June 14th: Final pre-summer hoofing

Routes and start locations are being finalized, but mark your calendars now. RSVP through the Bovine Classic Strava Club so we know how many cookies to bring. These rides are FREE and guaranteed to include at least three terrible cow puns per mile.

Introducing Our New Hydration Partner: Skratch Labs

Nothing says "We care about your electrolytes" quite like partnering with the wizards at Skratch Labs. They're official for 2025, and they've generously offered all registered Bovine riders 20% off their products. (Once you register, we'll send you the special discount code - another perk of joining the Herd!)

Remember: properly hydrated cows are happy cows, and happy cows make for a better Bovine.

A New Print Champion: Welcome Fausto Magazine

If you've been moo-urning the loss of Peloton Magazine like we have, dry those tears! We're thrilled to welcome Fausto Magazine as a Bovine partner. The same team that brought you Peloton is back with a fresh new publication that promises to be equally stellar but with a different name.

We're particularly excited because actual physical magazines are rare these days. You know, the kind you can flip through with dusty hooves after a ride while sipping recovery beverages? The kind with pages that smell like adventure and possibility? Yeah, that kind. It's going to be MOOvelous.

Last Call: Creative Minds Gravel Camp

Bryan Yates and gravel legend Alison Tetrick are hosting their annual Creative Minds Gravel Camp, and spaces are going faster than a downhill Bovine with a tailwind.

This is no ordinary training camp – it's a blend of zone 2 mixed-surface riding focused on building personal relationships rather than personal records. You'll workshop interesting challenges through creative conversations while you pedal. It's like therapy, but with better views and more snacks.

  • Dates: May 1-4
  • Location: Paso Robles wine country
  • Limited to just 12 riders
  • Registration closes April 1 (no fooling!)

Learn more and register here

That's it for now, Herd. We're counting down the days until we can all be together again, raising dust and spirits in equal measure.

Hugs and Cow Kisses,

Bryoncé & The Monkeys

P.S. Viva Bovine!

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07