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Dispatches

Bovine Classic Takes Place

October 25, 2025

Hey Herd!

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We’re makin’ our lists and checkin’ ’em thrice to make sure your Bovine 4.0 weekend is utterly Herd-tastic.

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If you’re still on the fence, there are only 80 spots left. Time to commit yourself to the stampede.

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👉 Yes, Count Me IN!

Group Buy = Discounted Entry

This is the only path to a discounted registration—so rustle up some friends and LFG →

• 3+ riders: 10% off
• 5+ riders: 15% off
• 7+ riders: 20% off

Rider Guide →

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Let’s keep this simple. Please read it—these are the important bits.

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🔴 Big Bovine 🟡 Feisty Bovine 🟢 Happy Bovine

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  • Ride cool, stay right, thank volunteers.
  • Seat-post plates only → no handlebar numbers.
  • Grab your finisher prize at the Land Conservancy SLO booth.

Route files drop event week—harvest is late, so we’re measuring thrice and cutting once.

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Gear Tip

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If you're on the Big or Feisty Bovine, you'll be going through the private ranch. The Big Bovine riders--in particular--have some tough climbs and loose descents. A group of us test rode it over the weekend, and most of us agreed at 40 to 45c tires are a good idea. And, an even gooder idea is a 52t rear cassette....

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There might be some short hike-a-bike sections... just sayin.

Rider Guide →

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Let’s keep this simple. Please read it—these are the important bits.

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🔴 Big Bovine 🟡 Feisty Bovine 🟢 Happy Bovine

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  • Ride cool, stay right, thank volunteers.
  • Seat-post plates only → no handlebar numbers.
  • Grab your finisher prize at the Land Conservancy SLO booth.

Route files drop event week—harvest is late, so we’re measuring thrice and cutting once.

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Pre-Ride Deets

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Pre-Ride Deets

Thursday · Oct 23 · Firestone-Walker Brewery

Ride + social hour with the Service Course Report crew.


1:15 PM Check-in | 2 PM Rollout | 4–6 PM Post-ride hangout
🍺 First beer’s on Firestone-Walker.

Required RSVP Here →

Friday · Oct 24 · AMSTRDM Coffee in Downtown Atascadero

A lighthearted spin through Atascadero’s hidden corners with Fluid Nutrition, SRAM Southwest Field Guides, CerroWorks Cycles, and The Service Course Report team. This one won't be a course recon. 


10 AM Check-in | 11 AM Rollout | Post-ride bites at Colony Sandwich before packet pick-up.

Required RSVP Here →

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Charity Giveaway

Your donations fuel Land Conservancy SLO’s preservation of green space and ranch lands—exactly the terrain you’ll ride across. Your donations get  ya a ticket to a pretty sweet giveaway that'll be announced Saturday afternoon.

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Prizes include:

  • 2× Hammerhead Karoo units
  • 2026 Bovine Classic Super-Duper Super Entry (package + 2 nights hotel)
  • CrossTrack1 Rack by Hollywood Racks
  • Orucase Mini Frame Pack
  • Sunshine Olive Oil + Life Elements Gift Packs
  • Entries to Stetina’s Paydirt, Rebecca’s Private Idaho, Levi’s Gran Fondo, Truckee Gravel

Remember the Prosciutto?

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If you were at Bovine 1 and 2, you might recall the aid station prosciutto at the Villa Creek/Maha Estate Winery.

Yeah… we ate it all.

Thankfully, Alle-Pia Fine Cured Meats (Atascadero’s own) has stepped in with a bounty of fennel salumi for your mid-ride munchies.

Sponsor Shoutouts

Huge thanks to: Sunshine Olive Oil · Brown Butter Cookie Co. · Gu Energy · Magic Mind
and the always-uh-moo-zing SRAM + RIDE IT.

Cheers to Firestone-Walker & Justin Wines for keeping post-race cups full.

That’s It… for Now

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Stay tuned for winery + restaurant discounts and the annual Radio Free Bovine playlist on Spotify. Our hooves need a break before they get carpal tunnel.

Can’t wait to high-five and hug y’all… well, the ones who want hugs. If you and I have never met, well bad on me! Let's change that at this year's Bovine. 

We release the Bovine in 12 days!


Bryoncé & The Monkeys

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Pre-Ride Deets

Thursday · Oct 23 · Firestone-Walker Brewery

Ride + social hour with the Service Course Report crew.


1:15 PM Check-in | 2 PM Rollout | 4–6 PM Post-ride hangout
🍺 First beer’s on Firestone-Walker.

Required RSVP Here →

Friday · Oct 24 · AMSTRDM Coffee in Downtown Atascadero

A lighthearted spin through Atascadero’s hidden corners with Fluid Nutrition, SRAM Southwest Field Guides, CerroWorks Cycles, and The Service Course Report team. This one won't be a course recon. 


10 AM Check-in | 11 AM Rollout | Post-ride bites at Colony Sandwich before packet pick-up.

Required RSVP Here →

‍

Charity Giveaway

Your donations fuel Land Conservancy SLO’s preservation of green space and ranch lands—exactly the terrain you’ll ride across. Your donations get  ya a ticket to a pretty sweet giveaway that'll be announced Saturday afternoon.

​

Prizes include:

  • 2× Hammerhead Karoo units
  • 2026 Bovine Classic Super-Duper Super Entry (package + 2 nights hotel)
  • CrossTrack1 Rack by Hollywood Racks
  • Orucase Mini Frame Pack
  • Sunshine Olive Oil + Life Elements Gift Packs
  • Entries to Stetina’s Paydirt, Rebecca’s Private Idaho, Levi’s Gran Fondo, Truckee Gravel

Remember the Prosciutto?

‍

If you were at Bovine 1 and 2, you might recall the aid station prosciutto at the Villa Creek/Maha Estate Winery.

Yeah… we ate it all.

Thankfully, Alle-Pia Fine Cured Meats (Atascadero’s own) has stepped in with a bounty of fennel salumi for your mid-ride munchies.

Sponsor Shoutouts

Huge thanks to: Sunshine Olive Oil · Brown Butter Cookie Co. · Gu Energy · Magic Mind
and the always-uh-moo-zing SRAM + RIDE IT.

Cheers to Firestone-Walker & Justin Wines for keeping post-race cups full.

That’s It… for Now

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Stay tuned for winery + restaurant discounts and the annual Radio Free Bovine playlist on Spotify. Our hooves need a break before they get carpal tunnel.

Can’t wait to high-five and hug y’all… well, the ones who want hugs. If you and I have never met, well bad on me! Let's change that at this year's Bovine. 

We release the Bovine in 12 days!


Bryoncé & The Monkeys

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