… It’s starting to feel pretty autumnal around here. The mornings have been chilly, foggy, and a skosh damp. The afternoons have been warming up. Anyone who rode Bovine 1.0 & 2.0 will remember that the start line has been in the 30s. We’re not there yet, but it’s coming!
Last week, Bovine HQ got a surprise visit from a certain “Gravel Ken,” as Vanessa Hauswald calls ‘em, of The Marin Mafia. It gave us an excuse to recon significant portions of the course.
Here’s a bit of my intel, based on being a complete mortal of totally average cycling genetics. (In other words, like most riders, I’m totally in the cowbell curve.)
These are still the most up-to-date versions of the route… We’ll tell ya should we need to make any last-minute changes.
Speaking of STRAVA, you in the Bovine Classic Strava Club?
Want details on the current schedule? Check out Last Week’s Dispatch
Once more for our friends on edges of The Herd, The Bovine is mostly a mosey-and-hustle event. We keep it pretty chill, except on our timed segments. Podiums are awarded by best cumulative time on the segments.
We will have overall W/M/N podiums for each of our courses. The Big Bovine will have age-category podiums. There will also be awards for our paracyclist gravel heroes. And, our absolute last Big Bovine finisher will receive the very coveted annual “Mark Durkin Lanterne Moouge” award. (We can’t help but truly love the rider who so takes our mosey vibe to heart.)
Drumroll please: here are the segments for each course.
Big Bovine (appx mile markers: 23.8 to 29.4, 71.6 to 76.4, 86.3 to 88.5)
Feisty Bovine (appx mile markers: to 12.6 to 17.9, 47.4 to 52.4, 62.1 to 64.5)
Happy Bovine (appx mile markers: 23.8 to to 29.4, 42.6 to 44.8)
Baby Bovine (appx mile markers: to 12.6 to 17.9)
Here’s the rule: Want your time to be scored in your category? You must ride the entire route for which you registered. Our podium wranglers will be checking.
You will be riding on the wide shoulder of HWY 46 from mile 31 to mile 33.4. For your safety, DO NOT try to make a left turn onto Old Creek. You need to turn right and roll over the timing mat at this AID STATION.
We simply could not make the Bovine happen without the help of these amoozing partners.
Visit Atascadero, Travel Paso Robles, SRAM, Voler Cycling Apparel, Firestone-Walker, SCCTECH, Sunshine Olive Oil, Linn’s Bakery, Justin Wines, Fierce Hazel, & CAST Management
That’s it for this week. Just remember that you’re all Kenough.
Bryoncé & The Monkeys