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Five years. Five editions. One seriously unserious truth: the best gravel rides happen when you stop chasing podiums and start unleashing your moo.
Welcome to Bovine 5.0, where we've mastered the art of sacred suffering. We've got timed segments for those seeking glory, age-group podiums for the wisdom-keepers, and our legendary Lanterne MOOuge award for the rider who proves that finishing last is winning big.
This isn't your typical gravel thingamabob. It’s a full weekend of two-wheeled moolightenment filled with dirty roads, stunning terrain, and moovelous smiles.
You ready to release the bovine where ancient gravel wisdom meets modern suffering in California's wine country?
Each route includes exclusive access to private vineyards and Land Conservancy ranch lands you literally cannot ride any other day. Plus aid stations stocked with actual food, not just gels and sadness.
Zen and the Art of Gravel Moontenance: Run 38c-42c tires and you'll handle everything from chunky dirt to smooth tarmac. Go wider if you value comfort over speed. Go narrower if you enjoy suffering more than necessary.
The path to moolightenment doesn't end when you cross the finish line. We've got pre-rides Thursday and Friday to shake out your moojo, plus a NEW Sunday eMOOtional Hangover Ride for those who can't get enough suffering (or just aren't ready to say goodbye to the herd). Details coming soon – until then, don't get your cute cow tails in a knot.

Springhill Suites is the official Host Hotel of The Bovine Classic. Save 25% off regular rates. Book early. It’s a quick 3.6-mile drive or ride from Sunken Gardens.
The full mootial arts experience: mixed terrain that'll test every skill in your arsenal. This is the path for black-belt moosters ready to prove their training.

The apprentice's path: gravel goodness without the full suffering menu. All the fun, easier on the haunches, and you'll still have energy for the after-party.

Don't let the name fool you – this route still packs some serious hooves of fury. Perfect for riders who want the challenge without the full cowmmitment.

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